Advice, The Smallest Current Coin.

Love: A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage.

It Has Been Observed That One's Nose Is Never So Happy As When Thrust Into The Affairs Of Others From Which Some Physiologists Have Drawn The Inference That The Nose Is Devoid Of The Sense Of Smell.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.

Grave, N. A Place In Which The Dead Are Laid To Await The Coming Of The Medical Student.

The Creator And Arbiter Of Beauty Is The Heart; To The Male Rattlesnake The Female Rattlesnake Is The Loveliest Thing In Nature.