Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do,

It Is Only When They Go Wrong That Machines Remind You How Powerful They Are.

I Try To Be Specific. One Thought At A Time. Clear. Articulate. And Above All, Memorable, If You Can Be. You'd Like To Write Phrases That People Can't Forget As Soon As They Read Them.

The Essence Of A Class System Is Not That The Privileged Are Conscious Of Their Privileges, But That The Deprived Are Conscious Of Their Deprivations.

People Should Be Stopped From Writing Poetry. There's Far Too Much Of It. And If They're Any Good, They'll Go Ahead Anyways.

Generally It Is Our Failures That Civilize Us. Triumph Confirms Us In Our Habits.