Age Doesn't Always Bring Wisdom. Sometimes Age

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

He Was Admired For Never Being At A Loss For Words And Never Wasting Any Either.

Those People On Daytime Tv Talking About How Their Parents Never Gave Them The Positive Feedback They Needed And That's Why They Shot Them- Those Are Not Minnesotans.

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

I Talk In Subjects And Verbs, And Sort Of Wind Around In Concentric Circles Until I Get Far Enough Away From The Beginning So That I Can Call It The End, And It Ends.