Age Is A Slowing Down Of Everything

If Your Children Spend Most Of Their Time In Other People's Houses, You're Lucky; If They All Congregate At Your House, You're Blessed.

Forget About Calories - Everything Makes Thin People Thinner, And Fat People Fatter.

We Are All Such A Waste Of Our Potential, Like Three-way Lamps Using One-way Bulbs.

No One Can Understand Love Who Has Not Experienced Infatuation. And No One Can Understand Infatuation, No Matter How Many Times He Has Experienced It.

A Love That Lasts For Twenty Years May Be Better Than Love, But It Isn't Love.