Age - That Period Of Life In

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.

Comfort, N. A State Of Mind Produced By Contemplation Of A Neighbor's Uneasiness.

Railroad, N. The Chief Of Many Mechanical Devices Enabling Us To Get Away From Where We Are To Where We Are No Better Off. For This Purpose The Railroad Is Held In Highest Favor By The Optimist, For It Permits Him To Make The Transit With Great Expedition.

Duty - That Which Sternly Impels Us In The Direction Of Profit, Along The Line Of Desire.

Incompatibility, N. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination. Incompatibility May, However, Consist Of A Meek-eyed Matron Living Just Around The Corner. It Has Even Been Known To Wear A Moustache.