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The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.

The White House Again Refused To Turn Over Discussions Vice President Cheney Had With Enron Officials Over Energy Policy. Cheney Said If He Had To Disclose Every Time Some Business Donated A Ton Of Money Then Came In To Write Its Own Policy To Govern Itself, He Wouldn't Get Any Work Done.