Ah, If I Were Dictator I'd Have

My Father Went Into The Armed Service And I Never Saw My Mother - I Don't Know What Happened To Her.

I Think Of New York City Lost In Stars Forgotten As A Blue Haired Pet Of Childhood Love Tonight The Night Is Full.

My Father Took Me Back Home, Back To Greenwich Village, And He Thought By Taking Me Out Of The Orphanage He'd Be Out Of The World War Too. But No Way - They Got Him Anyway. He Went In The Navy And Then I Lived On The Streets.

A Fat Reichian Wife Screeching Over Potatoes Get A Job! And Five Nose Running Brats In Love With Batman

You See, I Went To The Sixth Grade And That Was The Highest I Ever Went.