Ah Me Son, We Don't Be Takin'

I Have To Go On Writing Because I Wouldn't Be Able To Go On Without Writing. It Is The Only Function That Works For Me, And Without That Function, I Would Die.

I Write Better In Cape Breton... Too Many People Around In Ontario. Down There I Meet All Sorts Of Non-human People, But They Don't Bother Me, And I Don't Feel I Have To Apologize On Behalf Of My Species Quite So Often.

If You Are Going To Be A Big Personality, You've Got To Have Some Kind Of Characteristic Gimmick.

I Believe In God The Way My Dog Does

Mutt Enjoyed Traveling By Car, But He Was An Unquiet Passenger. He Suffered From The Delusion, Common To Dogs And Small Boys, That When He Was Looking Out The Right-hand Side, He Was Probably Missing Something Far More Interesting On The Left-hand Side.