Ah, There Are No Longer Any Children!

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

In Society One Needs A Flexible Virtue; Too Much Goodness Can Be Blamable.

The Most Effective Way Of Attacking Vice Is To Expose It To Public Ridicule. People Can Put Up With Rebukes But They Cannot Bear Being Laughed At: They Are Prepared To Be Wicked But They Dislike Appearing Ridiculous.

To Find Yourself Jilted Is A Blow To Your Pride. Do Your Best To Forget It And If You Don't Succeed, At Least Pretend To.

Consistency Is Only Suitable For Ridicule.