Ah, You Know My Weaknesses--my Children And

Two Commanders On The Same Field Are Always One Too Many.

I Never Wanted To Get Out Of A Place As Much As I Did To Get Out Of The Presidency.

The Jews Are A Class Violating Every Regulation Of Trade Established By The Treasury Department, And Also Department Orders And Are Herein Expelled From The Department Within 24 Hours From Receipt Of This Order.

Jesse Has A New Dog. You May Have Noticed That His Former Pets Have Been Peculiarly Unfortunate. When This Dog Dies Every Employee In The White House Will Be At Once Discharged.

Oh, I Am Heartily Tired Of Hearing About What Lee Is Going To Do. Some Of You Always Seem To Think He Is Suddenly Going To Turn A Double Somersault, And Land In Our Rear And On Both Of Our Flanks At The Same Time. Go Back To Your Command, And Try To Think What Are We Going To Do Ourselves, Instead Of What Lee Is Going To Do.