Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

We In The Great White North But You Can Bite My White South!

You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

I Was Very Unique As A Child, Dressed A Certain Way, Acted A Certain Way, Didnt Fit In With Everybody. So I Immediately Got Picked On, Especially Around The Age Of 12 And 13, When You Start Going To Junior High And Start Mingling With The Older Kids. To Counteract That, Strictly For Self-defense, I Wanted To Get Bigger.

My Home Is At The Wwe. I Truly Do Love Performing. The Atmosphere Here Isn't Like Anything Else. It's Truly Where I Belong.

I Don't Wanna Wrestle Big Show Tonight Because I'm Scared That He's Gonna Eat Me!