Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I

Ray Charles, Who Said To Stevie Wonder, Maybe We're White. Never Got A Dinner!

Lee Iacocca, Who Said To Dolly Parton, Why Do You Need An Airbag? Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?