Alas! It Is True: "be Polite To

A Gentleman Does Not Boast About His Junk.

The Good Guest Is Almost Invisible, Enjoying Him Or Herself, Communing With Fellow Guests, And, Most Of All, Enjoying The Generous Hospitality Of The Hosts.

There Is No Reason Why You Should Be Bored When You Can Be Otherwise. But If You Find Yourself Sitting In The Hedgerow With Nothing But Weeds, There Is No Reason For Shutting Your Eyes And Seeing Nothing, Instead Of Finding What Beauty You May In The Weeds. To Put It Cynically, Life Is Too Short To Waste It In Drawing Blanks. Therefore, It Is Up To You To Find As Many Pictures To Put On Your Blank Pages As Possible.

Bread Is Like Dressed, Hats And Shoes - In Other Words, Essential!

To Tell A Lie In Cowardice, To Tell A Lie For Gain, Or To Avoid Deserved Punishment--are All The Blackest Of Black Lies.