Albert Brooks Is Definitely One Of My

I Realized I Never Played A Character That Was Skilled At Anything, Or Skilled At Anything That I Couldn't Become Skilled At.

I Mean, Being Shot In Slow Motion Doing Cocaine By Martin Scorsese Is, Like, Maybe Every Actor's Dream. Nothing Will Compare To It. Except Maybe Having Kids.

As An Actor, You Tell Part Of A Story. As A Writer, You Get More Of Telling That Story. But As A Director, They're Seeing The World Through Your Eyes.

When I Was Growing Up, My Parents Asked Me What I Wanted To Do, And I Said That I Wanted To Live In Springfield. They Were Like, "well, That's Not How It Works. There Is An Actor Who Play Homer, And Someone Who Writes What Homer Says." So, I Was Like, "well, I Want To Write What Homer Says."

I Want To Meet The Man Who Saw A Turtle And Said, "people Will Love The Ninja Version Of That."