Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

Shouldn't Every Week Be Infection Control Week?

It's Just One Of Those Things Like When You're Not Supposed To Laugh, It Makes It That Much Harder To Stop Laughing. And For Some Reason Zach [ Galifianakis] And I Get In This Feedback Mood Of Giggling, And On The Set Of Hangover We Just Couldn't Get Through Stuff.

Working On The Daily Show, I Co-produced All Those Field Segments, And That's Another Huge Thing.i Probably Did More Than 100 Field Segments.

I've Been To Indonesia, But I've Never Been To Thailand. I Hear The People Are Lovely, The Food Is Delicious, And That The Heat And Humidity Are Lethal.

I'm A Very Jaded And Cynical Person.