Alcohol Is An Allergy Of The Body

If Critics Want To Help Me, Let Them Come Sit Next To Me While I'm Writing.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

So Much Of Life Is Happenstance. It Makes Me Laugh When I Go To A Bookstore And See All Those Titles About Controlling Your Life. You're Lucky If You Can Control Your Bladder.

Normal Is The Average Of Deviance.