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An English Army Led By An Irish General: That Might Be A Match For A French Army Led By An Italian General.

Style Is Effectiveness Of Assertion.

Cruelty Would Be Delicious If One Could Only Find Some Sort Of Cruelty That Didn't Really Hurt.

Christmas Is Forced Upon A Reluctant And Disgusted Nation By The Shopkeepers And The Press; On Its Own Merits It Would Wither And Shrivel In The Fiery Breath Of Universal Hatred.

Vulgarity In A King Flatters The Majority Of The Nation.