All America Is Much The Same.

The Measure Of Woman's Distaste For Any Part Of Her Life Lies Not In The Loudness Of Her Lamentations (these Are Only An Attempt To Buy A Martyr's Crown At A Reduced Price) But In Her Persistent Pursuit Of That Occupation Of Which She Never Ceases To Complain.

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

I Don't Really Act. I Say The Words The Way I Would Say Them If I Meant Them.

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum.

In England, The System Is Benign And The People Are Hostile. In America, The People Are Friendlyand The System Is Brutal!