All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

My Definition Of The Ideal Man Is 'that Particular Man With Whom A Woman Happens To Be In Love At That Particular Time.

Enemies May Seek Our Destruction, But They Also Keep Us On Our Toes And Often Help Us Figure Out Who We Are And What We Stand For.

Women Do Generally Manage To Love The Guys They Marry More Than They Manage To Marry The Guys They Love.

You Know, I Have Had A Terrible Life. I Married Two Men I Really Didn't Like. My Only Daughter Was Killed In A Car Accident. My Brother Committed Suicide. Has My Life Been A Life For Anyone To Envy?

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.