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So I Asked Him To Play "trav'lin' All Alone." That Came Closer Than Anything To The Way I Felt. And Some Part Of It Must Have Come Across. The Whole Joint Quieted Down. If Someone Had Dropped A Pin, It Would Have Sounded Like A Bomb. When I Finished, Everybody In The Joint Was Crying In Their Beer, And I Picked Thirty-eight Bucks Up Off The Floor. . . . When I Showed Mom The Money For The Rent And Told Her I Had A Regular Job Singing For Eighteen Dollars A Week, She Could Hardly Believe It.

They Think They Can Make Fuel From Horse Manure - Now, I Don't Know If Your Car Will Be Able To Get 30 Miles To The Gallon, But It's Sure Gonna Put A Stop To Siphoning.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

Mom And Pop Were Just A Couple Of Kids When They Got Married. He Was Eighteen, She Was Sixteen And I Was Three.

People Don't Understand The Kind Of Fight It Takes To Record What You Want To Record The Way You Want To Record It.