All Good Art Is About Something Deeper

I Don't Think Bush Was Legitimately Elected President.

If You Find An Occupation You Love And Spend Your Entire Life Working At It, Is That Enough?

Of What Use Is Freedom Of Speech To Those Who Fear To Offend?

The Bucket List Is A Movie About Two Old Codgers Who Are Nothing Like People, Both Suffering From Cancer That Is Nothing Like Cancer, And Setting Off On Adventures That Are Nothing Like Possible. I Urgently Advise Hospitals: Do Not Make The Dvd Available To Your Patients; There May Be An Outbreak Of Bedpans Thrown At Tv Screens.

When A Girl Says She Likes You As A Friend, What She Means Is: "rather Than Have Sex With You, I Would Prefer To Lose You As A Friend."