All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.

It's So Much Easier For Me To Talk About My Life In Front Of Two Thousand People Than It Is One-to-one. I'm A Real Defensive Person, Because If You Were Sensitive In My Neighborhood You Were Something To Eat.

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

I Was Given Two Weeks To Walk Again, So I Hooked Up With A Trainer, And He... Had Me Walking. I'll Never Forget That, It Was Grueling.