All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

I Never Met Anybody Who Said When They Were A Kid, I Wanna Grow Up And Be A Critic.

When You're Running Down The Street On Fire, People Get Out Of Your Way!

I Don't Want Them Hip White People Coming Up To Me And Calling Me No N - - Or Telling Me N - - Jokes. I Don't Like It.

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

I Had Some Great Things And I Had Some Bad Things. The Best And The Worst . . . In Other Words, I Had A Life.