All I Can Say About Life Is,

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I've Done More Than I Thought I Was Ever Going To Do. I've Had A Very Long And Very Satisfying Career.

More And More, As I Get Older, People Come Up To Me And Say, 'thank You For All The Laughter.' And My Standard Answer Is, 'it Was My Pleasure.' But That's The Truth.