All I Ever Learned At My Mother's

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.