All I Ever Learned At My Mother's

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

[on Plastic Surgery:] When I Die, God Won't Know Me. There Are No Two Parts Of My Body The Same Age.