All I Need In A Relationship Is

I've Always Loved Food Too Much To Be A Model.

Once I'm Obsessed With Somebody, I'm Terrified Of Them Instantly. I'm Not Scared Of Them - I'm Scared Of Me And How I Will React. Like, For Instance, One Time Someone Was Introducing Me To Bill Maher, And I Saw Meryl Streep Walk Into The Room, And I Literally Put My Hand Right In Bill Maher's Face And Said, "not Now, Bill!", And I Just Stared At Meryl Streep... I Just Creepily Stared At Her.

This Isn't Like An Auction, Right? You Guys Aren't Going To Take It Away?

My Husband Is A Very Present Husband, And That Has Made Going To Work Feel Easier. I Don't Feel Guilty. I Definitely Feel Less Guilt Because I Know He's There During Breakfast, Lunch And Supper If I'm Not.

I Was Going To Come In And Push You Down The Stairs.