All I Want To Do, Ever, Is

If You Have Seen One Alekhine Game You've Seen Them All.

For The First Lesson, I Want You To Play Over Every Column Of Modern Chess Openings, Including The Footnotes. And For The Next Lesson, I Want You To Do It Again.

They Asked Me What Year It Was, What Month It Was, Etc. I Easily Answered These Stupid Questions.

Every Chess Game Is Like Taking A Five-hour Final Exam.

America Is Totally Under Control Of The Jews, You Know. I Mean, Look What They're Doing In Yugoslavia...