I Played A Killer Twice. Once On

When I Started Having Kids, I Thought, 'i Don't Want To Do Anything They Can't Watch.'

10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday Night Live. But To Me, The Show Has Declined. For Some Reason, Humor Isn't What It Was. It Just, To Me, It's Not As Funny As It Was, Not As Sharply Satirical.

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.

Haters Are Going To Hate.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.