All Men Have An Instinct For Conflict:

When People Call This Beast To Mind, They Marvel More And More At Such A Little Tail Behind, So Large A Trunk Before.

Is There No Latin Word For Tea? Upon My Soul, If I Had Known That I Would Have Let The Vulgar Stuff Alone.

We May Not Say To The Poor: "you Have A Right To Fight The Rich Merely Because They Are Rich And In Order To Make Yourselves Less Poor." We May Say: "you Have A Right To Fight To Prevent The Conditions Of Your Life Becoming Inhuman," But We May Not Say, "you Have A Right To Fight Merely Because You Desire To Have More And Your Opponent To Have Less."

I Am A Catholic. As Far As Possible, I Go To Mass Every Day. This Is A Rosary. As Far As Possible, I Kneel Down And Tell These Beads Every Day. If You Reject Me On Account Of My Religion, I Shall Thank God That He Has Spared Me The Indignity Of Being Your Representative.

If Antiquity Be The Only Test Of Nobility, Then Cheese Is A Very Noble Thing ... The Lineage Of Cheese Is Demonstrably Beyond All Record.