All Men Hear Is Blah, Blah, Blah,

When You Write About Real Life, There's Always A Chance That Somebody Involved Is Going To See It And Get Upset.

I Think Daycare Is Great For People Who Have To Work Two Jobs. My Problem Is With People Who Are Dropping Kids Off At Daycare Because They Want To Go Out And Spend The Day Golfing Or Getting Their Nails Done. You Know What I Mean? That's Not Why They Invented Daycare.

If You Want A Long-term Relationship That Doesn't Require A Lot Of Work, I Say, Get A Dog. They Love You No Matter What. But When It Comes To Humans, There's No Secret; You Really Have To Appreciate The Person Every Single Day.

I've Been Nominated For Emmys And Golden Globes, But I've Never Won One And I Probably Never Will.

I Eat Meat Because Meat Tastes Like Murder, And Murder Tastes Pretty Dam Good!