All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.