You Do Have To Love Your Kids

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

I Think We're Here For Each Other.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.