All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't

There Is No Blacklist. In The First Place, In The Entertainment Business, Money Talks, Bullshit Walks. So Susan Sarandon And Tim Robbins Won't Be Blacklisted Because They Are Bankable Stars. In The Second Place, If You Are A Woman, The Only Things You're Going To Be Blacklisted For In Hollywood Are Body Fat And Aging.

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

I Don't Know Who You're Referring To Exactly Who Said, 'what Has Iraq Done To Us?'

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.

Sometimes There's A Lot Of Tangents Because I Forget What I'm Going To Say So Much. Sometimes There's Very Little Tangents And Stuff For Some Reason, And Then Some Nights It's All Tangents And I Can't Find My Way, And Then Sometimes I Wind Up Just Talking About Something Completely Extemporaneously And Then Never Mention It Again Ever. It's Just Completely Different.