All That Means Is That It Wasn't

Whenever I Get Married, I Start Buying Gourmet Magazine.

Let's Face It: Part Of Being A Grownup Is That Every Day You Have To Choose Between Going Out At Night Or Staying Home, And It Is One Of Life's Unhappy Truths That There Is Not Enough Time To Do Both.

Plastic Surgery Is A Way For People To Buy Themselves A Few Years Before They Have To Truly Confront What Ageing Is, Which Of Course Is Not That Your Looks Are Falling Apart, But That You Are Falling Apart And Some-day You Will Have Fallen Apart And Ceased To Exist.

If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue He Would Never Have Wondered What Women Want.

Marriages Come And Go, But Divorce Is Forever.