All We Do Is Read The Stupid

Welcome To A New Year At Hogwarts! Before We Begin Our Banquet, I Would Like To Say A Few Words. And Here They Are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Ron's Indignation On His Behalf Was Worth About A Hundred Points To Him.

Stop, Stop, Stop, You're Going To Poke Someone's Eye Out!

Holey? You Have The The Whole World Of Ear-related Humor Before You, You Go For Holey?

Look...at...me..." He Whispered. The Green Eyes Found The Black, But After A Second, Something In The Depths Of The Dark Pair Seemed To Vanish, Leaving Them Fixed, Blank, And Empty. The Hand Holding Harry Thudded To The Floor, And Snape Moved No More.