All Wrong Doing Is Done In The

Falsehood Often Lurks Upon The Tongue Of Him, Who, By Self-praise, Seeks To Enhance His Value In The Eyes Of Others.

Prepare To Live By All Means, But For Heaven's Sake Do Not Forget To Live.

It Is Well, When Judging A Friend, To Remember That He Is Judging You With The Same Godlike And Superior Impartiality.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

I Don't Read My Reviews, I Measure Them.