Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."

The Best Ally You Can Have In Breaking Up A Street Fight Is A Grandmother.

The Italians Always Made Good Wine, But You Had The Impression They Were Friendly Guys In Straw Hats Running Family Vineyards With Slaves Or Something So That The Vino Was Never More Than Ten Bucks A Bottle.

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.