Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

How Was Your Day?" Morelli Asked Me. "oh, You Know, The Usual. Stole A Truck. Blew Up A Building, And Brought Seven Monkeys Home With Me.

Nice Tackle, Babe." Ranger