Although I Cannot Lay An Egg, I

We All Have--to Put It As Nicely As I Can--our Lower Centres And Our Higher Centres. Our Lower Centres Act: They Act With Terriblepower That Sometimes Destroys Us; But They Don't Talk.... Since The War The Lower Centres Have Become Vocal. And The Effect Is That Of An Earthquake. For They Speak Truths That Have Never Been Spoken Before--truths That The Makers Of Our Domestic Institutions Have Tried To Ignore.

Whenever I See The Word Operation, Especially Trifling Operation, I At Once Write Off The Patient As Dead.

We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing.

Men Get Tired Of Everything, Of Heaven No Less Than Of Hell; And That All History Is Nothing But A Record Of The Oscillations Of The World Between These Two Extremes. An Epoch Is But A Swing Of The Pendulum; And Each Generation Thinks The World Is Progressing Because It Is Always Moving.

I Occasionally Swank A Little Because People Like It; A Modest Man Is Such A Nuisance.