Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.

We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just Ignorant About Different Things.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.

Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.