Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.

We Are Sure Living In A Peculiar Time. You Get Morefor Not Working Than You Will For Working, And Morefor Not Raising A Hog Than For Raising It.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.