Always Look Like You Know Where You're

It Was Ironic, But When You Scratched The Surface, Most Successful Men Were Working For One Thing Only--to Retire--and The Sooner The Better. Whereas Women Were The Complete Opposite. She Had Never Heard A Woman Say She Was Working So She Could Retire To A Desert Island Or To Live On A Boat. It Was Probably, She Thought, Because Most Women Didn't Think They Deserved To Do Nothing.

I Think A Young Woman's Relationship With Her Father Is Really Important.

The Universe May Not Always Play Fair, But At Least It's Got A Hell Of A Sense Of Humor.

I Make Mistakes. That's What I Do. I Speak Without Thinking, I Act Without Knowing. I Drink So Much That I Can Barely Walk...i'm A Fantastic Lover Though, And An Amazing Friend. God Knows I Mean Well.

Sometimes I Think All The Trouble In The World Is Caused By Men. If There Were No Men, Women Would Always Be Happy. ~carrie