Always Marry A Woman From Texas. No

For Years Don Imus Was Just - Boy, He Was Merciless In His Criticism Of Me. Maybe It Was Justified, But That Didn't Mean It Didn't Hurt.

Performing Doesn't Turn Me On. It's An Egomaniac Business, Filled With Prima Donnas - Including This One.

I've Never Believed In Measuring One's Worth By The Size Of His Or Her Bank Account. I Prefer To Look At Distance Traveled.

Once The Herd Starts Moving In One Direction, It's Very Hard To Turn It, Even Slightly.

By More Than Two To One Americans Do Not Consider What Kevorkian Did, Injecting A Terminally Ill Patient With Legal Drugs At The Patient's Request, To Be The Same As Murder. You May Want To Note That Laws Are Not Supposed To Be Enforced On The Basis Of Public Opinion Polls.