Always Walk Around Like You Have On

Some People Change When They Think They're A Star Or Something.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.

I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

It's Called Paris, Not Hilton, Just Me, Because I Don't Want People To Think It's My Family's. It's Mine.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.