Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"