America Is A Country Of Excess.

I Think What's Dangerous Is 24 Hours A Day, 335 Channels, Or Whatever The Hell There Is. Too Much Is Too Much.

I Looked At Enough Of American Idol In The First Weeks, And They're All About Humiliation. I Listen To Rush Limbaugh Because I Find It So Repulsive. There Are People With A Little Less Sophistication Who Watch A Lot Of It, Because We Allow Things To Appeal To Our Baser Instincts. But At The Same Moment, Give Me A Little Choice, And I'll Make A Better Decision, Because I Have That Ability Too. And So Does Everybody Else.

I Was The Laziest White Kid My Dad Ever Met.

Life Is About Having A Good Time, And It Was A Good Time. We Did Some Things Well And Some Things Poorly, But That Was Always The Case.

Ed Simmons And I Became Stars In The Emerging Medium Of Television. We Were New And Fresh, Just Like Tv At The Time, So We Automatically Became 'the' Comedy Writers For Television.