Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely