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The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

This Stuff They Are Talking Here In Congress Costs The People Of The United States $44 A Page. That's Beside What It Costs To Ship It To The Asylums Where It's Read.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.