An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away,

Now, For My Younger Viewers Out There, A Book Is Something We Used To Have Before The Internet. It’s Sort Of A Blog For People With Attention Spans.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

And If You Love Only Yourself, You Will Serve Only Yourself. And You Will Have Only Yourself.

I'm Not A Fan Of Facts. You See, The Facts Can Change, But My Opinion Will Never Change, No Matter What The Facts Are.

New Study Reveals Men Like To Cuddle. Another Study Reveals Men Will Say Anything To Get Into Bed With A Woman.