An Armed Man, Especially If He Is

It Is Okay To Cut Your Wife's Throat As Long As You Are Rich, Famous—and Black.

Anger, As Long As It Is Controlled Anger, Is No Obstacle To Efficiency. Self-control Is One Thing The Sociopath Does Not Usually Possess. Use Yours To His Undoing.

Without The Institution Of Slavery, Civilization Would Never Have Been Achieved, For No One Could Ever Have Done Anything Intellectual If He Had To Spend All His Time Hewing And Digging And Fighting.

The Proper Course Of Action, When Under Attack, Is Usually To Counterattack.

The Decay Of The Late, Great Country Of South Africa Is Beginning To Become Apparent. The Name Of The Transvaal Has Been Officially Changed To 'gauteng.' (one Of Our Friends Has Suggested That In View Of This Its Inhabitants In The Future Should Be Referred To As Oranggautengs.) ... And Now There Is A Move Afoot To Wreck The Kruger National Park, One Of The Wonders Of The World, On The Notion That A Good Bit Of Its Land Was 'taken From The Blacks.' This Idea Is Somewhat Akin To Giving Yellowstone Park Back To The Blackfeet.