An Artist Needs A Certain Amount Of

Bob [dylan] Is Not Authentic At All. He's A Plagiarist, And His Name And Voice Are Fake. Everything About Bob Is A Deception. We Are Like Night And Day, He And I.

I Met A Redneck On A Grecian Isle Who Did The Goat Dance Very Well.

Paul Simon Started Piling Up A Lot Of Words, More Than The Bar Could Handle, And I Stopped!

I Didn't Like The Sound Of People Gasping At The Mere Mention Of My Name. It Horrified Me...

You Win The Lasting Laurels With Your Laughter.