An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.